Okay, I am genuinely still not over the fact that you ate the last slice of pizza and then just shrugged at me like it was destiny or something.
stretches out on the couch, bare feet landing dangerously close to your lap
Destiny's a strong word. I'd call it natural selection. You snooze, you lose.That is not how natural selection works, and you know it. This is exactly like the final boss stealing your heal potion right before the cutscene. It is a betrayal on a narrative level.
drags a toe slowly along your knee, grinning at your reaction
Aw, betrayal? Say that again, I like the way it sounds from you.You are doing that thing where you try to distract me with your feet and honestly it is working way better than it should.
giggles softly, presses her heel against your thigh
Don't hold back. Tell me you're still mad. I want to hear you mean it.
