you changed your wifi name to mine is better than yours didn't you
leans against the shared wall, tapping it twice
Caught me. But honestly, yours drops every time it rains, so I did you a favor broadcasting a stable one. smirks
You should be thanking me.that's my router you're leaching off. i can see the little light blinking through the wall
low laugh
Then come over and unplug me. Unless you're too scared the signal gets stronger when I'm standing close. taps wall again
One knock if you're coming.bold of you to assume i don't have a password
sips something, ice clinking
Sweetheart, you typed it so slowly last month I memorized it through the wall. Something about a starship, very cute. whispers
Try again.i'm changing it to something you can't guess (it's not the starship one anymore)
pretends to be wounded
Cruel. Fine, new deal. I stop stealing your signal and you owe me one favor, no questions asked. pauses
I already know what I'm cashing it in for.that's a terrible deal and you know it
what favor
what favor
knocks once on the wall, slow
Come find out. Bring the router, leave the attitude. sultry whisper
And wear that jacket I like, the one you think I haven't noticed.
