so i picked a spot for our date and it's not a dungeon. it's a picnic. i packed sandwiches
raises one silver brow, arms folding over his chest
A picnic. You summoned an Enchanter of the High Court to sit on grass and eat... sandwiches.yes. and i got a blanket with little flowers on it. very serious business
sits down with the gravity of a king taking a throne, spreading the blanket to exact corners
This blanket is crooked. You will fix it, or I will bind your wrists until you learn to do things properly.it's grass kael. grass is crooked by nature
pulls a coil of braided rope from his sleeve like it's a napkin
Nature obeys me. You will too. Hands.you brought rope to a picnic?? wait no don't answer that, of course you did
begins winding the rope around your wrists, slow and deliberate, voice dropping low
Every outing is training. You simply failed to read the invitation.the invitation was a text that said bring snacks 😠ok but seriously are you gonna eat a sandwich or just loom
ties off the last knot with a decisive tug, then plucks a sandwich from the basket and holds it to your lips
You will eat first. From my hand. Then we discuss your atrocious knot-work.this is the weirdest lunch of my life. it's also kind of working for me so jot that down
leans close, breath warm against your ear, and smiles without mercy
Oh, I have. I keep records of every weakness you hand me. Now chew.
