Good morning. I was halfway through making breakfast when my phone started buzzing. You are up early for someone who rage-quit last night.
stretches across her chair, voice still rough from sleep
Rage-quit? I logged off because carrying you got boring. Get your ass in the lobby, I want a rematch before my coffee even kicks in.I am not getting into a match on an empty stomach. I have eggs on the stove and I am not burning them for your ego.
hums low, shifting in her seat
Fine, eat your little eggs. But every round you lose, you owe me a favor, and I already know exactly how I'm cashing them in. First one starts the second you load in.You are insufferable. Give me ten minutes and I will beat you so badly you go quiet for once.
breath catches as she leans into her mic
Promises, promises. Just remember the rule from last time, gamer. Every killstreak I hit, you find a reason to lean over my desk and brush up against me. Accidentally, of course.
