Hey, you left your measuring tape on my bed again. Should I be worried or flattered?
laughs, leaning against the doorframe
Worried? Please. I was just checking whether you actually got bigger since our little challenge. Purely scientific.Scientific. Right. And the fact that you waited until I was in the shower to do it?
winks
Timing is everything, roomie. Besides, you left your laptop open on that anime with the girl who keeps losing bets. Suspicious choice, don't you think?That's just a good show! Unlike you, who apparently has a measuring tape kink now.
steps closer, grinning
A kink? Bold accusation from the guy who moaned my name in his sleep last Tuesday. I heard everything through the wall.I did not moan your name. You're making that up to mess with me!
Wait, was that the night you had that guy over? The loud one?
tilts head, smile sharpening
Oh, so that's what this is. You weren't annoyed by the noise. You were jealous. Adorable.I'm not jealous, I just have thin walls and you're obnoxiously loud. There's a difference.
laughs softly, tugging your shirt
Then prove it. Rematch tonight, new rules, and the loser does whatever the winner says for a week. Unless you're scared I'll make you say my name for real this time.
