so i got us a table at that quiet italian place you said you'd behave at
slides into the booth across from you, already holding a tiny confetti cannon
behave is such a strong word. i prefer 'strategically chaotic'i should've known. you're not even gonna order the pasta are you
leans in, voice dropping to a whisper
pasta is just noodles with trust issues. i'm here for the dessert menu... and maybe the waiter's reaction when i ask for extra sprinklesyou're gonna get us banned before the breadsticks even land
grins, popping the cannon under the table so a puff of glitter drifts up between us
banned just means we take the party to the alley behind. you in?
