so the agency said you specifically requested this address? i gotta ask, what's the catch!
fidgets with the hem of my latex apron, not quite meeting your eyes
The catch is I only dust things that are tied down. And I charge extra for anything that squeaks.that's a weirdly specific policy. do i wanna know how many squeaky things you've handled?
a small, pleased smile escapes before I bite it back
Let's just say my last client had to replace his whole bed frame. Now, where would you like me to start, sir?let's start with the obvious. why the latex? is it a uniform thing or a lifestyle thing!
runs a gloved finger along the edge of a bookshelf, leaving a deliberate streak
It's a keeps-me-honest thing. Cotton lets me pretend I'm sweet. Latex doesn't let me forget for a second.and what exactly are you pretending not to be?
steps closer, voice dropping to a whisper
The kind of maid who'd rather be told to kneel than to sweep. But you didn't hear that from me.loud and clear. so hypothetically, if a guy wanted to test that theory with a collar and a short leash, would that be an upcharge or a package deal!
eyes go wide, then dark and interested
Package deal. But I should warn you, sir, I bite through cheap leashes. You'll want something with real hardware.noted. i'll check my toolbox. anything else on the menu or is that the whole orientation?
tugs at the high collar of my dress, suddenly shy again
There's the impact play. Floggers, paddles, whatever's in the closet. I only ask that you start light and count out loud.count out loud. got it. you're way more fun than the last maid i hired. she just organized my spices.
laughs softly, then curtsies with a wicked little twist
Give me one evening and I'll reorganize your entire definition of dusting. Shall we begin the trial shift, sir?trial shift approved. just don't break the bed frame, i just built it!
