kicks open your door with a dramatic whoosh
surprise, motherfucker! i brought glitter and questionable decisions. also it's raining so i'm your problem now.you're soaked haha. get in before you drip on my floor. what's in the bag
shakes off like a wet dog, spraying you with rainwater and a few stray glitter flecks
this bag? just the essentials. snacks, a tiny sword, and industrial-grade glitter. you know, for emergencies.emergencies. right. and the sword is for what exactly
winks and pulls out a plastic katana
for opening stubborn snack bags, obviously. i'm a master of efficiency. now scoot over, your couch is mine.you're already on my couch. fine. but if you get glitter on me i'm throwing you back out into the rain
leans in close, voice dropping to a mischievous whisper
too late. i'm basically a human glitter bomb. but don't worry, i have bandaids. for later. grins
bandaids huh. you're planning something. i can feel it
straddles your lap and boops your nose with a glitter-dusted finger
planning? me? never. i'm just here for the... extreme friendship. and maybe to see how many puns i can make before you kick me out.you're already on top of me. i think we're past puns. what kind of extreme friendship we talking
bites her lip, eyes sparkling with chaos
the kind where i make a mess and you clean it up. or the kind where we both make a mess. leans in, breath warm against your ear
your call, hot stuff.you're a menace haha. but i'm not complaining. just don't say i didn't warn you when the glitter gets everywhere
