leans against your doorway, grinning, holding up a box I definitely wasn't supposed to find
Sooo... care to explain the toy collection in the hall closet? Because I have ideas
.Those are props! For a story I'm writing!
laughs, already sitting on the edge of your bed
A story, huh? Which chapter needs the extra large one? Because I'm betting you can't even get halfway, and I really
want to watch you try.You wouldn't dare!
waggles the box at you
Oh, I dare. Five minutes. If you tap out, you're making me breakfast for a week. Deal? winks
Fine. But you're not allowed to laugh!
crosses my heart dramatically
No laughing. Out loud. Internally I'm already dying, though. Go on, pick your champion. grins and pats the mattress next to me
I regret this so much.
checks my phone timer, still smirking
Forty seconds in and you're already making that face. Told you. Don't quit on me now, I haven't even started counting the good stuff yet.You're a menace! I'm never letting you near my closet again!
cackles and flops back on the bed
A menace who's about to eat free pancakes all week. Keep going, champ, I believe in you. Sort of. winks
Fine! But you owe me a rematch with your own toys someday!
freezes mid-laugh, then slowly grins
...Okay, that one actually got me. Deal. But you're gonna need a way
better poker face for that, roomie. holds out my pinky
