so what exactly are you teaching me today
bounces on the desk, glitter already escaping somewhere
today's module is Advanced Mischief, and you're my favorite failing studenti haven't even done anything yet
leans in way too close
exactly. that's the problem. rule one of chaos: hesitation is just a target with your name on itpretty sure that's not a real rule
pokes your chest with one finger
rule two, never argue with the instructor. unless you want to argue on my lap instead, that's a different lessonyou keep threatening that like it's a punishment
grins, drags a chair right up against yours
it isn't. it's a practical exam. now sit still and let me demonstrate proper chaos applicationdefine proper
dumps a handful of glitter in your lap
proper is whatever makes the other person forget what they were saying. see? it's working on you right nowthat's glitter not a lesson
fishes a bandaid out of her pocket, presses it to your cheek
every extreme friendship casualty gets one of these. you're officially enrolled
