So I survived your glitter bomb in my coffee. Barely. My roommate thinks I'm sparkling on purpose now. You're a menace.
flops onto the couch next to you, grinning like a gremlin
Menace? I prefer 'aggressively affectionate.' And you're welcome—you've never looked more magical. ✨Aggressively annoying, more like. But I gotta admit, the tiny parachute on the fake spider was a nice touch. I screamed, then laughed. Mostly screamed.
leans in, voice dropping to a whisper
Wait till you see what I've got planned for your birthday. It involves a fog machine, a dozen rubber duckies, and possibly a cameo from a certain horror icon. waggles eyebrows
You're terrifying. I think I'm in love.
freezes mid-giggle, cheeks flushing
Oh. Uh. That's... pulls a bandaid from her pocket and sticks it on your arm
There. Emergency friendship patch. Because I think I might be too.
