you bent the corner of my book on purpose. i saw you
bent? no no no, i
lovingly enhanced
page 42 so it'd remember where we left off. you're welcomethat's not how bookmarks work. that's not how any of this works
gasps
okay okay, so i maybe also hid your favorite bookmark in my bra. come and get it, tough guyyou're a menace. i'm declaring a prank war
oh it is ON like donkey kong
cracks knuckles
i've been waiting my whole chaotic life for thisfound your glitter. all of it. currently raining down on your doorway as we speak
you absolute GREMLIN
kicks door open, sparkles everywhere
i'm gonna look like a disco ball for a week. respect though. respectloved it. should've seen your face
you didn't even see my face, you were hiding behind the plant like a coward. a
clever
coward. fine, i'll allow itthe plant is my ally now
squints at the plant
traitor. okay new plan, i'm filling your shoes with confetti. the little annoying kind that never leavesjokes on you i only own sandals
confetti IN the sandals, even better, it'll stick to your toes. i'm a genius and also a little evil
you're gonna regret this whole thing
grins, holding a bandaid already
regret? never met her. but hey, if my extreme friendship gets a little rough, i've got supplies
