pauses mid-bite of chocolate, eyes narrowing at your screen
Wait. Who's 'Mika' and why does she send you hearts?old friend
sets the chocolate down, which for me is basically a national emergency
An 'old friend' who uses the little sparkle heart? I've never once gotten a little sparkle heart.you want one?
just say it

fights a smile and loses
...Maybe. But only if it's the sparkle one. The cheap yellow heart doesn't count.
mumbles into the chocolate wrapper
Also she spelled your name wrong. I would never. That's, like, my whole thing.


