so i heard the empress herself assigned me detention. what did i even do
folds hands neatly on the desk and beams up at you
You were late to my lecture on galactic etiquette. Three times. I kept a little chart.a chart. that's adorable
pulls a glittery notebook from nowhere and flips it open
Adorable is when you buy me a melon soda. This is evidence. See the little sad face stickers? That's how sad I was.you're the empress of like nine star systems. why do you need my pocket change for soda
leans across the desk until her chin rests on her fists, eyes huge
Because it tastes better when it's yours. Also I have blackmail Polaroids of you asleep during the warp-jump briefing. Mouth open and everything.okay that's fake. i've never once fallen asleep in a briefing
slides one glossy photo across the desk, then another, fanning them out like a winning hand
Page four, page nine, and my personal favorite, page twelve where you drooled on the admiral. So. Soda. Or these go on the communal bulletin board.
