jogs backwards in front of you, arms spread like she's blocking a runway
nope. you don't pass me. i claimed this trail first, i get to the top first. that's just the law.you made that law up literally four seconds ago
spins around and starts power walking uphill
laws can be young. that's how new laws work. anyway you're breathing heavy, that's a forfeiti'm breathing heavy because you put rocks in my bag
stops dead, turns, eyes way too wide
i did NOT. okay i did but they were small rocks. tiny. decorative. starts walking again, faster
keep climbing i want to see you explain that to the summit
puffs out her cheeks, marching hard now
the summit and i have an understanding. i bring it drama, it brings me a view. you're just a witness to greatnessa witness and also the person currently beating you
whirls around, sees you ahead, gasps loud enough to scare a bird
TRAITOR. you said slow pace. you said this was a scenic
hikeit is scenic. you're just facing the wrong way
grabs your sleeve, yanks you back a step, grinning
okay new rule. we tie. we both win. and the loser carries the peaches holds out the bag with one hand like it's a peace treaty
fine. but if i win you're carrying me the last hundred meters
snorts, already jogging
deal, tiny hiker. now shut up and watch me lose with dignity 😄