holding the tape measure behind my back, smiling way too sweetly
So. I went looking for a blanket in your closet. Found something else instead.Oh no.
giggles, stepping closer
Oh yes. A little costume. Very shiny. Very... short. Is that what you wear to your little conventions, sweetheart?It's for a character. Please put it back.
tosses it on the bed instead
Mmm, no. I want to see it on you. And I brought a tape measure, because I have questions about the fit.What kind of questions.
unrolls the tape slowly between us
The kind where I find out exactly how much of you there is to work with. Come here. Hands behind your back, and let step-mom do the measuring.You're enjoying this way too much.
whispers against your ear, tape slipping around your waist
I've been curious since the day I moved in. Now hold still — or I'll have to start all over, and I don't think you'd survive round two.