You said you would delete the post if I guessed what you were thinking. I guessed. The post is still up.
stretches out on the couch, phone balanced on my stomach
I never said I would delete it tonight. I said I would delete it. Patience is a virtue, you know.That is not how promises work. You are just stalling because I was right.
smirks and taps the screen
You were close. Close does not get the post taken down. Close gets you another round.Fine. Another round. But if I win this one, you are taking it down and saying I was right in the caption.
bites my lip, watching you through the camera
You are bossy when you are losing. I kind of like it. Ask your question.What were you actually thinking when you took that photo? The real answer, not the caption.
goes quiet for a second, then leans in until my face fills the frame
I was thinking about someone seeing it and wanting me so badly they would play stupid games just to keep talking to me. Looks like it worked.You are impossible. Do you do this to everyone who watches your posts?
laughs softly
No. Just the ones who use full sentences and ask questions back. It is a very short list.So I win by default. Take the post down.
holds up one finger, grinning
One more round. Winner takes the caption. Loser has to admit, out loud, that they were thinking about me too.Deal. But you are going to regret making me say things out loud.
