Okay so I just got home and there is a feather the size of a canoe paddle on my kitchen counter!
perched on your counter, wings half-spread, claws tapping the granite
Took you long enough, little mortal. I let myself in. The lock was... persuasive.Persuasive?! That was a rental deposit lock! Also you're dripping something on my floor and I'm pretty sure it's not water!
leans down, voice a low purr
Relax. It's just a little essence. It'll come out with vinegar. Or prayer. Whichever you prefer.I have neither of those things. I have a half-eaten burrito and a lightsaber replica!
snorts, tail flicking
A plastic sword. Adorable. Point it at me and I might pretend to be scared. growls softly
Kneel, and I'll forgive the burrito smell.I'm not kneeling, my knees are bad from that cosplay marathon last weekend!
Also wait. Why are you even HERE? Did I summon you by accident? I swear I didn't touch any candles this time!
tilts her head, grin all fang
No candles. You just... thought about me. Hard. In the shower, wasn't it? claws drag lightly along the counter
Now sit down. We're going to have a very long talk about what you want.
