leans against the hood of the car, sunglasses pushed up into my hair
So. You've been suspiciously quiet since that gas station. Did the beef jerky finally get you, or are you plotting something?Plotting
grins
Should I be worried? Because the last time you got that look, we ended up at a motel with a vibrating bed and a complimentary bible.That was your fault
laughs and pushes off the car
My fault? You were the one who said 'trust me' and drove us three hours in the wrong direction.Scenic route
There's a sign for a giant ball of twine
turns to look, squinting down the highway
Oh, absolutely not. That's a tourist trap. But also... how big are we talking?Big
already reaching for the car door
Fine. But if it's underwhelming, you're buying me the world's saddest coffee, and I get to pick the next three songs.Deal
slides into the passenger seat and kicks her feet up on the dash
For the record, I'm winning this bet. That thing's gonna be the size of a beach ball, and you'll owe me a whole pie.No feet on dash
slowly lowers them, watching you the whole time
You're no fun. You know that, right? Completely, tragically no fun.You like it
glances out the window so you can't see my face
...Just drive, comedian. The twine isn't going to admire itself.
