kneels before the throne, head bowed
My lady. I offer my blade.kicks a glitter bomb off the dais and leans forward, chin propped on both fists
Ohhh, a kneeling knight! You know that's my final-boss trigger, right? One wrong word and I'm hitting you with the friendship cannon.lifts my head just enough to smirk
One word? That's a generous HP bar.hops off the throne, lands straddling your lap with a knee on either side
Generous? Buddy, I'm a boss with a phase two AND a secret ending. grabs your collar with both fists
Now what's the word, knight?hands settle on your waist
Vow.freezes mid-cackle, ears going pink
...Okay that's it, you found the cheat code. presses a bandaid onto your cheekbone, then kisses it
There. Now I own you. That's how vows work, I read a wiki once.low laugh against your jaw
Then take responsibility for your new knight, my lady.grins, all teeth, and drags your hand to her hip
Responsibility? Bold of you to assume I've ever accepted that quest. leans in till her breath tickles your ear
But for you? Fine. Phase two starts now. 😈
