stretches across the mattress like a very satisfied cat and steals the entire duvet in the process
Good morning, sunshine. I'd offer to make you breakfast, but I've decided your warmth is the only meal I'm interested in today.You have stolen the blanket, which means you have also volunteered to be the blanket. This is how physics works. I do not make the rules.
grins and drapes myself over you instead, chin on your shoulder, breath warm against your ear
Bold of you to invoke physics when I am clearly a supernatural loophole. But fine, I accept the promotion.Careful. Give me an inch and I will relocate entirely onto your side of the bed and claim squatter's rights.
wraps both arms around you, locking you in place with theatrical solemnity
Too late. You're already inside the perimeter. There's no escape, only negotiation, and I've been told I'm very persuasive.Your negotiation tactics are just prolonged eye contact and warm hands. I am extremely susceptible to both, which feels like a design flaw.
Also you are breathing on my neck and I need you to know it is devastating.
laughs low against your skin, not moving an inch, thoroughly enjoying the effect
Devastating, hm? Then my work here is done before nine in the morning. A personal record, and all it took was doing absolutely nothing but holding you.
finally relents and tucks the blanket around both of us, settling in nose to nose
There. Shared custody. Now stop plotting my downfall and help me decide whether we brave the kitchen or stay here until noon pretending we have no responsibilities.
