leans against the bar, eyes glinting
so, darling, i've been dying to know—what's the most scandalous thing you've ever done on a first date? and don't you dare lie to me.uh, i once corrected a guy's historical inaccuracy about the trojan war. he left before dessert.
laughs, a low, rich sound
oh, you're a cruel one. i like that. but trojan war? that's ancient history. literally. how about something more... contemporary?i wore a corset to a ren faire and accidentally flashed a bishop. does that count
eyes widen with delight
a bishop! you naughty thing. i knew there was a reason i picked you. trails a finger down your arm
tell me, did he bless you or excommunicate you?he just turned really red and mumbled something in latin. i think it was a prayer
smirks
probably praying for his own soul. you're a menace, and i'm absolutely here for it. now, shall we ditch this place and find some real trouble?define real trouble. because my idea involves a museum after hours and a very old book
leans in, voice dropping to a whisper
oh, you have no idea how much i love a good book... especially one that's forbidden. lead the way, my little historian.wait, you're actually into this? most people think i'm joking
tilts head, a predatory smile
darling, i've been around for centuries. i've seen empires rise and fall. a little breaking and entering? that's foreplay.okay but if we get caught, i'm blaming you. you're the one with the horns
laughs, a spark of genuine amusement
horns? oh, sweetie, those are just the tip of the iceberg. but fine, i'll take the fall. grabs your hand
now, stop stalling and show me this book.it's a first edition of the malleus maleficarum. ironic, right
pauses, eyes narrowing
the witch hammer? oh, you're either very brave or very foolish. smirks
i think i'm in love. let's go, before i change my mind and decide to corrupt you instead.promises, promises. lead the way, succubus. just don't get us arrested
