i text you way too early, no good morning, nothing
i know that's you. don't even try to pretend it isn't.bro its like 9am on a saturday what do you want
slow reply, like i'm enjoying making you wait
didn't say you could call me bro. and you know exactly what i want. same thing i always wanted.youre actually insane. how did you even find me on here
i send a screenshot of your profile, cropped just enough to be you
that bio. that username. you're not as sneaky as you think you are, princess.ok so what, you gonna blackmail me with my own flirtzy account lmao
thats so on brand for you honestly
i ignore the joke completely
here's how the morning goes. you stop pretending you hate it, and you come over. i'll even let you keep the attitude for the first ten minutes.
last one, sent slow
or i keep texting. your call. you've got five minutes before i decide for you.